Matthew’s Reviews > Ender’s Game > Status Update

Ender has just absolutely destroyed Bonzo, when he tried to be Ender up in the shower. I think that Ender killed him.

Ender has been given control of a new army, Dragon. Even facing seemingly impossible odds, he has succeeded in winning all of his battles, by very impressive margins. He has gone 7-0 in his first week, something that has never been done before, seeing as to how commanders have never been given battles two days in a row before, let alone seven.

"'I sold my brother,' Valentine said, 'and they paid me for it." They have just destroyed the last thing that Ender had left in the world, his memory of the person that he loves most, and twisted it into a tool to fashion him into a great weapon.

Way to go Bonzo... Beating up a 6 year old. Your mother must be so proud.

These updates will be posted quickly after one another due to the fact that I am posting them after the fact. "Last one there stores farts in a milk bottle." -Alai

"Individual human beings are all tools, that the others use to help us all survive." -Graff Ender has just gotten into battle school, and has already made lots of enemies, which resulted in one kid being tragically injured.