Gill Patterson’s Reviews > Moon Over Soho > Status Update

"Would you like me to arrest you?" I asked. That's an old police trick. If you just warn people they often simply ignore you, but if you ask them a question they have to think about if. Once they start to think about the consequences they almost always calm down - unless there drunk of course, or stoned, or aged between fourteen and twenty-one, or Glaswegian.