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THE GOBLIN EXPERIENCE of the world is the cult or perhaps religion of Unggue. In short, it is a remarkably complex resurrection-based religion founded on the sanctity of bodily secretions. Its central tenet runs as follows: everything that is expelled from a goblin’s body was clearly once part of them and should, therefore, be treated with reverence and stored properly so that it can be entombed with its owner...
— Dec 23, 2013 12:02AM
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"There was an apology from the axe-wielding Hermione, who, according to her mother, was detained in the woods dealing with a very large and troublesome Pinus..."
Impressive how Pratchett can keep up page after page playing with the language and being funny. Very imaginative. The mystery was so-so though. Late to start and not a puzzling one.
— Dec 30, 2013 07:45AM
Impressive how Pratchett can keep up page after page playing with the language and being funny. Very imaginative. The mystery was so-so though. Late to start and not a puzzling one.
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Vimes woke in damp and utter darkness with sand under his cheek. Some parts of his body reported for duty, others protested that they had a note from their mother.
— Dec 29, 2013 05:09PM
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‘I am employed by Commander Vimes as a gentleman’s gentleman, and I require this crossbow because sometimes his socks fight back.’
— Dec 25, 2013 04:01AM
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‘Oh, Hermione, she may be difficult as she has rather scandalized the family, at least in their opinion.’
‘How?’
‘She’s a lumberjack.’
Vimes thought for a moment and said, ‘Well, dear, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man with a lot of wood must be in want of a wife who can handle a great big—’
— Dec 23, 2013 09:49AM
‘How?’
‘She’s a lumberjack.’
Vimes thought for a moment and said, ‘Well, dear, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man with a lot of wood must be in want of a wife who can handle a great big—’
