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"Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with.
JKR does heartbreaking better with ONE sentence than most authors do with a whole series. There is a certain complexity in simpleness.

— Dec 20, 2013 03:50PM

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Harry Potter, #1)

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Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is on page 166 of 223

Snape may be an asshole, but he's the asshole who saves Harry at least once per book.

— Dec 26, 2013 06:32AM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is on page 139 of 223

"So — after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating —"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"'I mean after that open and revolting foul —"
"Jordan, I'm warning you —"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure."

— Dec 21, 2013 12:06PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is on page 127 of 223

She was a nightmare and he couldn't stand her, but they got married and had two kids named Rose and Hugo.

— Dec 21, 2013 11:24AM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is on page 120 of 223

“I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled.”

— Dec 21, 2013 09:39AM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is on page 106 of 223

Oh, Harry, darling. It's going to take you 7 years to learn why Snape truly hates you. And I'm probably going to cry when you do. Be still, my Snape lover heart.

— Dec 21, 2013 09:05AM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is on page 14 of 223

Dumbledore, you sassy bastard.

— Dec 19, 2013 08:46AM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is starting

I know I'm late, BUT I'M FINALLY DOING IT. LET'S START THIS ALL OVER AGAIN.
Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived