Shannan’s Reviews > Damned > Status Update

if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want" from the musical Grease three times in a single day- seemingly by accident, whether in an elevator, on a radio, a telephone hold button, or wherever-it indicates that you'll surely die before sunset. In contrast, the phantom odor of scorched toast merely means that a deceased loved one continues to watch over you and protect you from harm.

... type of work which most people do in Hell is-telemarketing. I get to talk to real-live people-like yourself-who are still living and breathing and have no idea that I'm dead and phoning them from the Afterlife. Trust me, the vast majority of telemarketing people who ring you up, they're dead. As are all Internet porn models.