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Did you know tattoos of coats or how much did it cost you?

A girlfriend had a malformed tounge like a parrot. And it never occurred to me that she might have lost a part, rather than been born with it.

This guy really knows how to thread the needle. The beginning of a nearly unbelievable tale is told in stumbling phrases that make me think it’s part of my life, then the braggadocio and invention set in and the story, if it is entirely imagined, really gained