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ohhh Alasdair...

"'I can assure you this one is definitely made for a man's body. Look at the leather. Feel how soft it is.'"

whoa!
Alasdair's prezzies are certainly unique :P

"...it was too large for jewellery, surely?
osmo flipped the lid open, immediately slamming it shut again. 'Oh.' The image of the stainless-steel butt plug was branded across his retinas. 'Umm, thanks, I guess. No one's ever bought me one of those before.'"

bet ya can't get one of those at Tiffany's!?

"Cosmo admired the row of beautiful knots leading down to his bound wrists. 'That's amazing. Fuck, it feels amazing too.' Alasdair chuckled. 'You're rope drunk.'"


huh?
rope drunk?!
the things I'm learning....

"'To be honest, I don't find rooms full of scary stuff to be particularly sexy.'"

Really?
okay then, let's get this party started!

"Cosmo winked and snuffled at Alasdair's crotch. 'Puppy wants a bone,' he growled."

okkkkkaaaay......

"'This is like one of them rooms you see on the telly. You know, like in on of them period dramas. Not that I watch them or anything, but my nan does.' Because he didn't want Mr. Hard-arse thinking he was a soft git."
ohhh yeah...

THIS! This is why I heart British authors so much...how adorbs is that?

"'You can meet me tomorrow night at the White Horse. Half past eight. Make sure you wash thoroughly. Wear something sexy. No underpants....'"

let's not waste any time shall we? ahh hell, maybe we should...yeah,

BDMS is not usually my thing....but I'm ready with my lovely scientist...

..bring it.