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M'rella
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The Nutcracker. So, this is roughly the very beginning of the 20 century. Then the golden kopecks make absolutely no sense. No does either metric or imperial systems. It should be old Russian sazhen and versta. And you never need to convince a Russian, especially from the North, that the rivers are indeed frozen and safe to walk on in the winter, ever, because the are.
— Mar 02, 2021 10:07AM
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M'rella
is 30% done
Shoes. With laces. In the 19th century bumfuck Siberian village......
Should I just DNF right here?
— Feb 28, 2021 10:23AM
Should I just DNF right here?
M'rella
is 30% done
Rossiysky cheese has tiny little holes, not even remotely close to Swiss to even begin the hole comparison 🙃
— Feb 28, 2021 10:19AM
M'rella
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Once again, a farm boy from some tiny god forgotten Russian village at the end of the world, from 16-17-18-19-possibly the very beginning of 20th century doesn’t even blink an eye at the possibility of sleeping with a man or being married to one. As a matter of fact, he is ok with both as long as marriage takes place before sex.
— Feb 28, 2021 09:58AM
M'rella
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A farm boy from some tiny god forgotten village at the end of the world, who had never even mentioned the word “school” is now talking about patrician faces and throwing in some Greek mythology while at it. What?
— Feb 28, 2021 07:43AM
M'rella
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Wait, it’s kilometres now???
Which century are we in???? It can’t be 17th century, cause there was a mention of a tsar in St. Petersburg (founded in 1703). It can’t be anything but 20th because of the metric “kilometeres”. But gold kopeks were in circulation for a very short time in 17th, possibly 18th century. So - WTH?
— Feb 28, 2021 07:15AM
Which century are we in???? It can’t be 17th century, cause there was a mention of a tsar in St. Petersburg (founded in 1703). It can’t be anything but 20th because of the metric “kilometeres”. But gold kopeks were in circulation for a very short time in 17th, possibly 18th century. So - WTH?
M'rella
is 2% done
Not to be a pest, but if we are talking about Pavel and Sergei, I bet we are talking about the Russian side of the Bering. Hence we should be talking about meters, not yards. An annoying snag for non American.
— Feb 28, 2021 06:37AM
