Shamus McCarty’s Reviews > The Party Lords > Status Update
Shamus McCarty
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when you get home I'm going to sit on your face and you can recite some haikus to my asshole.
— Nov 02, 2013 05:22PM
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Shamus McCarty
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"I once put my finger in a dog's butt," Ralph said. "It bit me. That was the last time I did that. Well, it was almost the last time."
— Nov 02, 2013 06:18PM
Shamus McCarty
is 10% done
"I raped my pillow and then peed on it. I'm awful"
"I don't think fucking your pillow counts as actual rape,"
— Nov 02, 2013 05:49PM
"I don't think fucking your pillow counts as actual rape,"
