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Sarah
is 4% done
"Although he had rather long and sharp-looking canine teeth, his mouth and lips were finely formed. He looked like an especially large and hairy hippie." OMG I'm dying of laughter here! Too many quotes I want to share!
— Oct 31, 2013 08:14AM
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Sarah
is 99% done
Well I finished reading it and it has to be one of the weirdest books I've ever read! I have no clue how to rate it though
— Nov 01, 2013 06:23AM
Sarah
is 77% done
Wedding bells & fade to black for the Sasquatch love scene! I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed LOL
— Oct 31, 2013 09:56PM
Sarah
is 49% done
Monstrous rats & giant man eating earthworms that breathe fire! Can someone (anyone!) please tell me why I'm still reading this weirdness? The only thing I can think of is that when I put this down I'm supposed to start the T-Rex porn & I'm not sure if I can face more torture today! I'm starting to hate my friends LOL
— Oct 31, 2013 03:26PM
Sarah
is 47% done
Seriously we're going to add aliens into the mix now? Sasquatches weren't enough? WTF am I reading?
— Oct 31, 2013 11:22AM
Sarah
is 4% done
I can't get over the phrase "huge and hairy" being used on the same page as "well proportioned and handsome" to describe the Sasquatch! Does not compute!
— Oct 31, 2013 08:12AM
Sarah
is starting
OK girls I'm going in, Sasquatch Jesus here I come (how did I let you talk me into this?!!)
— Oct 31, 2013 07:50AM
