Status Update

Sheri is 87% done

"His head split open to reveal a soupy mess of mangled rat bodies that were immediately and messily devoured by a new set of mouths that squirmed up from inside the creature's skull. If I didn't have my imminent death to worry about, I'd have been seriously grossed out."

Now, that's just nasty...and I am seriously grossed out "/

— Oct 29, 2013 06:54PM

Iron & Velvet (Kate Kane, Paranormal Investigator, #1)

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Sheri’s Previous Updates

Sheri is 90% done

"I yanked the bolt out of the poor bugger's chest, and he snapped upright like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction."

gotta love me some Pulp Fiction!

— Oct 29, 2013 06:57PM

Sheri is 70% done

"'I appear to be impervious to physical harm. I have no need to eat, sleep or breathe, and I can bring a man to orgasm within thirty seconds.'"

— Oct 28, 2013 06:39PM

Sheri is 50% done

"There was a shimmer of light between the trees and suddenly we were surrounded. Surrounded my ghostly women riding honest-to-God motherfucking unicorns..."

GAH...do you hear that? more unicorns!!!

— Oct 18, 2013 08:56PM

Sheri is 42% done

"A spider slipped from under the collar of his shirt, crawled across his face, & lowered itself off the edge of the sculpture on a long strand of silk. Another ran out from beneath his cuff and did the same. And, eventually his entire body, clothes and all, dissolved into a teaming mass of spiders"

— Oct 18, 2013 12:22PM

Sheri is 38% done

aaannnd the first sex scene....

not what I was expecting...

— Oct 18, 2013 11:57AM

Sheri is 35% done

— Oct 15, 2013 06:15AM

Sheri is 22% done

"'Oh wow,' she cried, 'you've got a card and everything. I'll call you the next time I want something private investigated.' She blew me a kiss and headed back towards the club."

well, then.....

— Oct 14, 2013 05:48PM

Sheri is 16% done

"I gathered the ashes from the floor as best I could, hoping nobody had pissed there recently, and smeared them across my eyelids."

Come again???

— Oct 14, 2013 05:35PM

Sheri is 12% done

"Tally-fucking-ho"

HA!
I'm in love with all the British-isms.
I'm in love with the writing. Now, if only I can find some love for Kate....

— Oct 14, 2013 10:00AM

Sheri is 10% done

"'Kauri's one of Julian's descendants. His philetor is Jasper Glyde, who is Julian's third parastatheis.' My eyes glazed over."

Ohhh good, I don't feel so bad...so did mine :P

— Oct 14, 2013 09:57AM