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Would never have guessed that this wasn't written by Wodehouse himself. Schott did an excellent job paying homage.

"I felt that shot of gratification you get on discovering the mislaid portion of a half-eaten cucumber sandwich."

"Have you ever wondered why chickens and pigs, who rarely see eye to eye in the farmyard, are so utterly congenial on the plate?"

"Good morning, sir."
"Is it? I have grave doubts."

“There are, of course, three ways to hide behind a sofa.”