Lena’s Reviews > Can't Touch > Status Update

“My cock was so damn talented that it should be plated in gold and stuck up on an altar so little gay boys the world over could pause and pray to it every morning. There were probably entire fandoms dedicated to my cock, legions of hungry little bottoms who I’d ruined for all others just by giving them a taste of mine, all heartbroken and crying and shit now that I’d taken it out of circulation.”