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"The dragon swooped low and spat flame, destroying both manor and hovel, scrawling red RSVPs in the sky. The winged wringer had no time for survivors. She skywrote her grievances, then rewrote them roughly in land-fire from end to end of Geat-realm, her scaly helm shining as she sang insults from the clouds."
Jan 28, 2021 06:47AM
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emalee is on page 84 of 140
"Why the brutality?! Pretty peace-weavers aren't meant to claw, bringing good men down just for looking, innocent oglers sent deathward. Talk about inflated offenses!"
Jan 28, 2021 06:33AM
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emalee is on page 84 of 140
"Nothing like Modthryth, oh shit, remember her? The people's p princess, an utter criminal. Bro, if anyone looked at her in daylight, save her own overlord, she'd deal that man death--"
Jan 28, 2021 06:31AM
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emalee is on page 57 of 140
"They were the cream of the crop, but soon they'd be chaff, scythed from swordsmen into skeletons. She was the one to do it. The horror wasn't muted by the measure of women's strength against men's brawn. Both can hold slaying swords, glazed with gore, and score the boar-crests from war-helmets, warming them with blood."
Jan 24, 2021 05:42PM
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emalee is on page 45 of 140
"Death, no matter our desires, can't be distracted. We know this much is true, and it's true for all souls: each of us will one day find the feast finished and, fattened or famished, step slowly backward into their own dark hall for that final night of sleep."
Jan 24, 2021 05:31PM
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emalee is on page 29 of 140
"She went round, a Helming-hostess, treading with purpose, rings shining, beer-sounding soldiers, old and young, both of her own house and the sea-slayers', goblet held to her breast. Hashtag: blessed.

At last, Beowulf was before her, fingers outstretched."
Jan 24, 2021 05:21PM
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emalee is on page 21 of 140
"Anyone who fucks with the Geats? Bro, they have to fuck with me."

I love this translation so much.
Jan 24, 2021 05:11PM
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