Jamie > Status Update

OMG! Can my life get any worse? Right when I thought things were going ok soneone has to ruin it! My 400 pound, cat lady, bipolar ant is comming to see me! She makes me set up her night time breathing machine up! She sleeps in the room next to me and the breathing machine sounds like dark vator. Shes only comming because my cat had kittens. So shes driving 7 hours to see my kittens. And she eats all our food! Help!