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"If and when he got out of this situation, he intended to feed the little English bastard a knuckle sandwich so big, he'd need several pots of tea to wash it down."
Are you kidding me?
— Aug 04, 2010 04:03PM
Are you kidding me?
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ROFL! GAHAHAHA! I hope I meet a villain like that one day. Maybe he'll box my ears and wash my mouth out with soap, yeah!
LOL. Well girls, it was Nicholas Valenti (the hero) thinking this about the hero's butler. See, the villain is filthy rich and he's trying to show it off by having an English butler. Who apparently is also good with guns. Next to this we have secret passages behind fireplaces and forced sex. I feel like I'm reading a bad fanfic.
God. That's just terrible. I thank you for going through it so we don't have to. ;)
Well, it got a bit better towards the ending. The book redeemed itsself and bumped the rating up to a 3.
did someone actually say that? were they being serious?