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i have TRIUMPHED!
(good luck friends, i'm outta here!)

rant to come!
(alternatively, please attend the funeral of my last braincell)

i'm just surprised i managed to finish this!

congratulations, stephenie meyer! you're officially the first person who's managed to make a high-stakes, high-speed car chase boring!

live footage of me trying to figure out how this is even possible:


(four. more. chapters. askdladsjlk my poor braincell)

And I was disconnected, too. I had no way to see what she was doing now. No chance to hear her voice. I shoved the despair away from me before I could start wallowing.

I had a job to do.



(the finish line is within sight!! only 6 more chapters!)

She had actually stopped breathing to kiss me. Probably in a misguided attempt to make things less difficult for me.

“I come here almost every night.”



(memes that make fun of twilight are hilarious!)

i just realized i have an exam tomorrow! one that i haven't studied for at all!

i love my life /s

Holy crap but he’s hot! Jessica thought, her head suddenly slightly incoherent.

Angela wasn’t much more composed. Wish we hadn’t eaten. Wow. Just. Wow.

Now why couldn’t I do that to Bella?


poor edward 🤣

I was repulsed by myself as I watched her toss again. How was I any better than some sick peeping tom? I wasn’t any better. I was much, much worse.

Through all these little things, I was able to add the most important quality to my list, the most revealing of them all, as simple as it was rare. Bella was good.

1. edward is a stalker. (knew that.)

2. bella is a mary sue. (forgot about that.)

lord give me strength. i don't know much longer i can deal with this lol

And then, suddenly, my skin was glittering in the bright sunlight of a small open meadow.

*sharp inhale*

*panicked screaming*