Brittany Alexander’s Reviews > Beautiful Downfall > Status Update

well slap my ass and call me Sally.

"i bet he has a small dick and is over compensating by pretending he's some hot shot romeo sex god."

Mr. horny pants mc over flirt weenie face.

yep, she's going to ruin me. hell and damnation, fire and brimstone. fuck me, I'm screwed.

apparently angels could still get hard ons.

"sarah bounced through the door, looking like sunshine and happiness had sex and made a baby." ha!