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I stubbed my toe once and I diagnosed myself with bone cancer.

eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "I stubbed my toe once and I diagnosed myself with bone cancer."

💀💀 can you diagnose my knee pain?

g a b s wrote: "eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "I stubbed my toe once and I diagnosed myself with bone cancer."

💀💀 can you diagnose my knee pain?"

you now have Arthritis
(this Is a joke. I don't want people attacking me thinking I'm making fun of serious diseases)

I watched 15 episodes of Grey's Anatomy so I'm a professional doctor even if I'm an art major in College

eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "g a b s wrote: "eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "I stubbed my toe once and I diagnosed myself with bone cancer."

💀💀 can you diagnose my knee pain?"

you now have Arthritis
(this Is a joke. I don't want peopl..."

and how much time do i have left 😔

eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "I watched 15 episodes of Grey's Anatomy so I'm a professional doctor even if I'm an art major in College"

honestly, grey's anatomy could be a substitute med school. you're an art major!? that's so cool!!! i wanna major in psyc, which is not nearly as cool as art but 🤷‍♀️

g a b s wrote: "eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "g a b s wrote: "eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "I stubbed my toe once and I diagnosed myself with bone cancer."

💀💀 can you diagnose my knee pain?"

you now have Arthritis
(this Is a jok..."

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And yeaH. I'm an art major. History of Art actually. It's kind of why I have all those weird art books in Turkish in my shelves. Psychology is really cool! My girlfriend is actually a psych major!

sorry i didnt reply. i was dead. woW. thats awesomE!! imagine having a girlfriend 😫 i wish lmao

p.s. can you start a new thread every time you reply bc my thing is weird when it comes to the replies made on replies... do you get what i mean?

YeP

May I play WAP at the funeral?

Now THAT is a funeral I would go to.

your life: that's a WAP

I like to call it pseudo arthritis

eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "YeP"

tell me why my goodreads has bouts of IDIOCY and doesn't tell me when i get new messages omfgggGg

Dorian wrote: "May I play WAP at the funeral?"

yes. yes you may.

eleanor☁️ˊˎ- wrote: "Now THAT is a funeral I would go to.

your life: that's a WAP"

niicceee. now i cant wait for my funeral omg

A. Y. wrote: "I like to call it pseudo arthritis"

its still arthritis 😔 ill see you at my funeral. bring cake please.