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well, that climax was fucking iconic

i can now safely say that both The Shining masterpieces, the book and the movie, have their own rightful, special places in my heart

REVIEW TO COME!

[14] the scariest part of this story is knowing how vulnerable humans are that our psyches are easily malleable and corruptible
[15] [The dogman's] small red eyes were fixed attentively on Danny’s face. He continued to grin. “I’m going to eat you up, little boy. And I think I’ll start with your plump little cock.”
oH GOD THIS PART REMINDED ME OF THE BEAR FELLATIO SCENE IN THE MOVIE. I'M FOREVER SCARRED.

[11] can we appreciate Stephen King's characters because they're always so well written. i feel like i'm reading a horror drama, and i'M LOVING IT!!!
[12] i have never been this scared after reading something. STEPHEN KING DID THAT FKDKDKD.
[13] nice jd, how are you gonna sleep now eSPECIALLY WHEN THE LADY FROM ROOM 217 SCARES U THE MOST lmao

reading this before bed is a very very bad idea, u guys

[8] “Mr. Hallorann, why would she want his pants?”
“What are you talking about, boy?”
“Well, when she was watching him, she was thinking she would sure like to get into his pants and I just wondered why—” But he got no further.
is it bad that i understand all of these lmao
[9] shit became intense suddenly what the fuck
[10] mOM THIS IS SCARY i want my dad jokes back

the way i was shocked lol

[7] "I used to trim a lady’s topiary.” Wendy put a hand over her mouth and snickered. Looking at her, Jack said, “Yes, I used to trim her topiary at least once a week."
“Get away, fly,” Wendy said, and snickered again.
“Did she have nice hedges, Dad?” Danny asked, and at this they both stifled great bursts of laughter.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!!! HAHAHHAHAHDJDJD THESE DAD JOKES ARE KILLING ME LMFAO.

[4] i fucking hate driving in the mountains omfg. the way i was on edge reading this tho lol
[5] “Flattery,” Wendy told him, “is when your daddy says he likes my new yellow slacks even if he doesn’t or when he says I don’t need to take off five pounds.”
“Oh. Is it lying for fun?” i knew Danny is gonna make my day HAHAHAH
[6] i didn't know this book was this funny, i cANNOT HAHAHAFJDJ

[1] they're discussing the layout of the hotel and i'm already scared mOM HELP—
[2] "'All shot to shit.' Shit is a vulgar word. Nice people don’t say it.”
“Dad says it. When he was looking at the bugmotor be said, 'Christ this fuel pump’s all shot to shit.' Isn’t Dad nice?” i LAUGHED SO HARD
[3] REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDR— mOM I DON'T LIKE IT HERE