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“Actually, when you met me I was completely straight. But you kind of helped change that, and I owe you one.”

Facepalm....

“Oh hey, Gabriel,” she replied, her voice lowering a bit. She was one of the women in the office who could testify to Donnelly’s skill with his tongue. They had dated a few times, but Donnelly’s heart just hadn’t been in it.

But his tongue has? Great.

Deep inside he felt the lightning fork of a spasm strike some gland of which he had only been dimly aware before; from this contracted heaviness he felt the fluid blast forth, testing the strength of the plumbing that would conduct it to the outside world—or at least to Donnelly’s mouth.


Someone better call a plumber....

“I love you,” Donnelly answered back, reveling in the feel of the words as they formed in his mouth. “I’ve loved you forever.”


You gotta be kidding. They went from 'I'm not gay!!!' to 'I love you forever' within a couple of pages....

“It’s you,” he breathed, his expression one of pure wonder. “It’s you. It’s always been you, hasn’t it?”

I appreciate what this book is trying to accomplish. It's just not working, though. That's like slashing Pride and Prejudice with the Naked Gun movies....

Nick kissed him because he needed to be reminded that there is love in the world and sometimes, when one does not expect it, it arrives, urgent and rude, and kisses one on the lips.

This book sure has its moments <3

“For very special, very wealthy clients we offer a one-on-one service. It’s a sort of video chat. Just you and the customer, alone, for an hour.”

LOL, that's like....super tame. A video chat?!

“No, I wouldn’t say that. More like he showed me that love doesn’t give a fuck about labels and identities. He loved me when I was broken and alone, and I realized that being straight was a bigger disability than being paralyzed.”

Oh. My. God. How is it possible that this book of all books has such a deep insight?? Impressive.

“I made a video,” Brandt uttered glumly.
“Of what?”
Brandt stood, turned back to Donnelly, and shook his head. “A cooking video, of course. I whipped up a Baked Alaska so spectacular that my picture now hangs in the state house in Juneau.”
Donnelly’s jaw fell open.

LOL

His virtuosity proven, he relaxed slightly, and then the cum really started to flow. In an almost unbroken stream, his cock unloaded rope after rope of thick, gleaming white semen that quickly gave his entire torso the impression of richly veined marble. He was soaked in it, and still it came.

Now that goes a bit too far....