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"Morpheus steps closed and tucks the cylinder into my blouse. He slides it against my bare skin until it fits snugly in my cleavage. Gossamer must be distracting Jeb, or he would've already thrown the jerk off the hill. Personally, I'm considering shoving the instrument up his nose." Give into that urge, Alyssa. Go ahead. I won't judge. (I might laugh though.)
— Jul 29, 2013 08:02AM
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Kaia
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So Jeb's overprotectiveness is still kinda annoying me, but I love his nicknames for Morpheus. Mothra? Dances-with-bugs? I love snark love interests, especially when their snark is actually, you know, funny.
— Jul 29, 2013 07:30AM
Kaia
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"What could've happened to change him from the playful boy to the troubled man he is today?" The real question is: Do I have any fucks to give? The answer: No. He's using you, Alyssa. Come on, you can't be a straight dude who looks like Hot Topic barfed on you, in a YA paranormal, and not be evil. Those are the rules.
— Jul 28, 2013 01:27PM
Kaia
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Wow, Morpheus, that was a dick move. I don't trust you, dude.
— Jul 28, 2013 12:52PM
Kaia
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The blurb made this sound a lot more like silly triangle drama than it is. I like that Alyssa isn't taking shit from this guy because he's "sexy" or some shit like that.
— Jul 28, 2013 09:35AM
Kaia
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It started off a little bit slow but now it's like "What? Dinner? But I wanna keep reading!"
— Jul 27, 2013 11:36AM
Kaia
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I really don't approve of electroshock therapy done on people who aren't capable of consenting to it, and I'm glad Howard wrote Alyssa to be all "Fuck that shit!" rather than thinking it's a good idea.
— Jul 27, 2013 10:38AM
Kaia
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Holy shit, this is fucked up. In a good, Alice: Madness Returns kind of way, but fucked up nonetheless.
— Jul 27, 2013 10:30AM
Kaia
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I hope Jeb stops being so overprotective. I like the vibe this has, but that's really annoying.
— Jul 27, 2013 08:04AM
