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I do not understand why Lesley considers Moomins a threat...I mean MOOMINS!

I don't like the chapter-title 'The Puppy Farm' D:

Me and Lesley then had to explain Terry's Chocolate Orange to Nightingale

:D :D :D

Molly is my favourite vampiric kitchen maid who loves Jamie Oliver recipes of all time.

It hasn't much plot but EVERYBODY IS FLUFFY!!

"Peter, when you threaten people it is usually more effective if they don't have to spend five minutes figuring out what you just said."

Lesley <3

I squeed when they talked about serial killers but not because I have an unhealthy obsession with them (well I have but that's not the point).
Many books with supernatural elements often randomly drop that either people like Beethoven are actually aliens or that Hitler was actually a vampire. Both sort of imply that normal humans are too mediocre to do amazing or horrible things, so when Nightingale says that all...