Kaia’s Reviews > City of Ashes > Status Update

And thus it ends, ushered out by the clopping of drama llama hooves. *sobs hysterically* Oh thank god it's over!

So Simon is a super speshul daywalker vampire now? Jesus, this book is hand out speshul snowflake status like whoa.

Wow, did Clary actually get to save the day? I'm shocked.

My god! How much Jace/Simon porn fic came out of this scene, I wonder?

Clary is trying to be useful again. What's going to stop her this time, I wonder?

Okay, seriously Clare, you can't just fling around weapons willy-nilly. Most aren't made for throwing.

If Jace turns out to be Stephen's son, I might scream. I really might.

For a second there I thought Clary was going to save her own damn self for once. Silly me.

You know, for a book that's marketed to teenage girls, and has so many teenage girls in it, there seems to be a lack of useful female characters. Shit hits the fan, and all Isabelle, Clary and Maia seem to be able to is cry about it.

"The sun was burning down beyond the horizon now, flooding the sky with blood and roses [...]" Dear God: This year's plague is a bit strange. We're not entirely sure what this means in regards to our sins or how to rectify them. Please send clarification--a rain of toads, perhaps? Love, New York.