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I don’t know how I've made it this far but I can feel my brain cells dying en masse with each word I read
— Jun 30, 2020 04:10AM
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Karen
is on page 239 of 467
A guy possessing the body of a 2-year-old just asked for a hand job. I am done. I am fucking done. This book is trash.
— Jul 02, 2020 10:39AM
Karen
is on page 214 of 467
I'm choosing to lie in bed staring at cracks in the ceiling rather than read. I think it's time to DNF but momma didn't raise no quitter.......
— Jun 30, 2020 08:14PM
Karen
is on page 171 of 467
"Irritation is like a bull with horns, ram, ram, ramming my calm facade."
Irritation is like a mosquito whizzing around my skull as I am forced to take in this shitty prose with my own 2 eyes, which sit in my face like 2 glimmering sunsets, sobbing harder than the passion of a thousand suns.
— Jun 30, 2020 08:18AM
Irritation is like a mosquito whizzing around my skull as I am forced to take in this shitty prose with my own 2 eyes, which sit in my face like 2 glimmering sunsets, sobbing harder than the passion of a thousand suns.
Karen
is on page 167 of 467
"Punch, punch, duck. Punch, punch, kick. Punch, punch--wow!"
She's trying to convey a fight scene (but doesn't know how.) God, what a Shakespearean description.
— Jun 30, 2020 08:07AM
She's trying to convey a fight scene (but doesn't know how.) God, what a Shakespearean description.
Karen
is on page 140 of 467
This is the WORST fucking prison in the history of time. It took them like 10 seconds to riot and kill all the guards.
— Jun 30, 2020 06:29AM
