emily’s Reviews > Harvesting the Heart > Status Update

##PAIGE: owo after creepily tailing you for so long why won’t u notice me husband senpai?? :ccc (；´д｀)ゞ T^T

yes paige because tailing your husband (after you disappeared on him for three months hence he likely hates the very sight of you)and basically stalking him at his job without explanation is exactly what it takes to make him fall head over heels in love with you again.

i hate
i hate
i hate
i hate
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i hate
i hate
i hate
i hate
this main character so much


have i mentioned how much i hate this main character

you’re telling me.. paiges mom walked out on her at age 5 yet she somehow has prominent and vivid memories of her and now because of that she’s a selfish, self-destructive, entitled asshole with the mindset of a 15 year old. nice but people are dying, paige.

nobody gives a shit about what you want, paige

ngl kinda feel like smacking mc across the face with one of her ugly ass plates

i can tell this is gonna be a chore to finish