Jamie’s Reviews > A Clockwork Heart > Status Update

A tenth of the way into the book and I am "ever so slightly" disappointed.
And if I read the term "ever so slightly" one more time...


"ever so slightly"

I'm not a lesbian, but the girl who posed for these covers has a nice bum

Ugh... random fight stems out of nothing. This is just really, really upsettingly disappointing.

This banter, it's just... god-awful.

"Oh, Elle, I do prey you be more careful."
"Dearest Hugh, you are being ever so slightly ridiculous. You cannot wrap me in cotton wool if I am to make this company a success."
"But dearest Elle, how do you suppose I do that? Surely you cannot carry on this way."

Etc.

It's just awful.