Status Update

warhawke is 37% done

“You know, where I come from, it’s polite to at least say hello to a person when they’ve introduced themselves. Or are you one of those misogynistic jerks who think that having a flaccid bit of man-meat hanging between your legs somehow makes you better than women?”

— May 18, 2020 05:38PM

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warhawke’s Previous Updates

warhawke is finished

Are we sure we can’t renegotiate that better? It really would make my life easier.”

— May 20, 2020 06:38AM

warhawke is 86% done

It’s a little creepy to keep a small amount of your parents’ ashes in a box in your closet. Worse than that, to keep those ashes by the bed where I have rocked her body more times than I can count.
A lot creepy, actually.

— May 20, 2020 05:04AM

warhawke is 76% done

“It’s not. It never will be. I’d rather rub my breasts against a cheese grater than ever let you touch them again. Does that make it clear enough for you?”
Cocking a brow, I ask, “Do I get to watch, at least? You rubbing against stuff sounds entertaining.”