Status Update

Squire is 71% done

‘We all suffer because it makes life worthwhile. Without it, we’re nobody. We’re more dead being alive without ever experiencing pain.’

— May 15, 2013 09:48AM

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Squire’s Previous Updates

Squire is 76% done

Right! Right you idiot! Not left!

Sorry. Had to get that out...

— May 15, 2013 10:54AM

Squire is 50% done

I have a rare heart disease that is going to kill me in less than a month. My mother could be a paedophile, and my girlfriend is killing off every manic depressive and lonely old pensioner with a heart problem this side of town. The only way I can get my head straight is to put a bullet through it.

My life seems pretty normal now. Thanks Craig! :-)

— May 15, 2013 06:01AM

Squire is 22% done

— May 13, 2013 09:50PM

Squire is 16% done

— May 13, 2013 02:41PM

Squire is 3% done

Craig, you've been a naughty, naughty boy...

— May 13, 2013 11:55AM