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All done! Review time!!

Bahhaaahaaa "Vaginas beat penises every time."

Wrooooooong words, Drew. Wrong words.

It's after ten. We're getting ready for bed. Kate is in the shower.
Alone.
She took my razor and kicked me out. Unlike women, guys don't need privacy. There is no bodily function a man won't perform in front of an audience.
We have no shame.

"Every healthy man in the world wakes up with a stiffy. A fatty. Morning wood. I'm sure there's some medical explanation for the phenomenon, but I just like to think of it as a little present from God."

ok, it's 2:30AM and I got like 4 hours of sleep last night so I'm heading to bed. loving the book so far. Best way I can describe it as this point is Wallbanger meets Beautiful Bastard :)

Aww good for you Drew!!

"I've never seduced a woman before.
Shocking, I know.
Let me clarify. I've never had to seduce a woman before, not in the typical sense. Usually it just takes a look, a wink, a smile. A friendly greeting, maybe a drink or two. After that, the only verbal exchange involves short, one-word phrases like harder, more, lower... You get the point."

Pure. Fucking. Brilliance.

I am highlighting EVERYTHING!!!!!!