slimjim’s Reviews > Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe > Status Update

ARI FINALLY ADMITTED TO HIS GAYNESS!! HES IN LOVE WITH DANTE AND DANTE IS IN LOVE WITH ARI AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM BOTH!!! RUN TO HIM ARI RUN TO YOUR MAN!!!

Dante is literally expressing his love for Ari in every letter by saying how much he misses him. And Ari’s brain translates that to not being sure whether or not he misses Dante even though he had dreams of running him over with his truck because he was staring at a girl in his fucking passenger seat. And he proceeded to feel guilty about said dreams. *le sigh*

I’m annoyed how Ari is super gay for Dante but doesn’t want to admit it. We love a conflicted closeted bisexual boy. 💖💜💙