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warhawke is 7% done

“Yeah, no, I don’t think so. But nice try,” he said, ignoring the hand. This little lady did not write about ladies getting their pussies slapped around with riding crops. She definitely didn’t do the slapping in her free time, either.

— Mar 20, 2020 08:25AM

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warhawke is finished

"I think the paint fumes did permanent damage.”

— Mar 22, 2020 05:09PM

warhawke is 83% done

She must have seen his mouth starting to open to ask that very question. “I’ve left permanent scars on male clients. I’ve done branding, scarification. I once nailed a guy’s testicles—”

— Mar 22, 2020 02:08AM

warhawke is 57% done

“Go to her house, pick her up, carry her to bed, put her down and say, ‘I’m going to go down on you until you come on me and you’re going to like it. That’s an order.’”

“She would not go for that.”

“Hmm…good point. We don’t know if she’s kinky yet or not. Better just ask nicely. ‘May I please eat your pussy?’ Try it. Dare you.”

— Mar 21, 2020 07:51AM

warhawke is 34% done

“What are you reading?” she asked.
“Where God Happens by Rowan Williams,” he said. “Book of sermons by the former Archbishop of Canterbury.”
“I have porn, you know. The good stuff, too. Kinky. Hot. Well-written. I should know. I wrote it.”