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Danii Allen
is on page 114 of 341
I sort of just feel like I'm being told a bunch of information, rather than reading a story. It's fine, but... I used the word mediocre in one of my other updates and I think it's the perfect word to sum up this book. It's mediocre.
— Feb 13, 2020 12:30PM
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Danii Allen
is on page 276 of 341
Half rolling my eyes, half finally starting to enjoy it. I think it might just be Stockholm Syndrome.
— Feb 16, 2020 08:39AM
Danii Allen
is on page 233 of 341
Wait, how exactly does being sort-of-outed and definitely forced to face the death of your partner live on stage constitute a prize in this game? This show is wild and makes no fucking sense.
— Feb 15, 2020 12:54PM
Danii Allen
is on page 192 of 341
I'm verging on bored here, lads. There's a lot of telling and not a lot of story.
— Feb 14, 2020 06:36AM
Danii Allen
is on page 189 of 341
Oh my god, we get it, Muriel is fat. Jesus christ this book is obnoxious.
— Feb 14, 2020 06:26AM
Danii Allen
is on page 169 of 341
THE. RULES. OF. THIS. SHOW. ARE. SO. QUESTIONABLE.
— Feb 14, 2020 05:44AM
Danii Allen
is on page 134 of 341
Wait did? This book just casually slip in a week-long time skip as if I wouldn't notice? This is reality television, with regular public vote-offs, and you're telling me they just spent an entire week building cabinets and not one contestant did anything else or was voted off in that time? Sure.
— Feb 14, 2020 04:01AM
Danii Allen
is on page 133 of 341
This TV show is... very intense. There are extreme punishments every time a team loses a challenge, and now they're being asked to construct a very complex structure from scratch as if it's nothing. They're magicians, not builders. It's very weird.
— Feb 14, 2020 03:55AM

