Danii Allen’s Reviews > Magic Mansion > Status Update

Half rolling my eyes, half finally starting to enjoy it. I think it might just be Stockholm Syndrome.

Ha ha we love anal with no preparation.

Wait, how exactly does being sort-of-outed and definitely forced to face the death of your partner live on stage constitute a prize in this game? This show is wild and makes no fucking sense.

I'm verging on bored here, lads. There's a lot of telling and not a lot of story.

Oh my god, we get it, Muriel is fat. Jesus christ this book is obnoxious.

THE. RULES. OF. THIS. SHOW. ARE. SO. QUESTIONABLE.

Wait did? This book just casually slip in a week-long time skip as if I wouldn't notice? This is reality television, with regular public vote-offs, and you're telling me they just spent an entire week building cabinets and not one contestant did anything else or was voted off in that time? Sure.

This TV show is... very intense. There are extreme punishments every time a team loses a challenge, and now they're being asked to construct a very complex structure from scratch as if it's nothing. They're magicians, not builders. It's very weird.