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For those who missed it, we've got a confirmed release date for The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True: December 15. If you love Pratchett-esque comedic fantasy, well, this will be an exceedingly poor substitute. But, it has multiple poop jokes in it. Add it to your TBR...IF YOU DARE.

In the meantime, maybe we should do a The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple giveaway. What say you, friends?
Feb 07, 2020 08:25AM

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message 1: by Lindsey (new)

Lindsey I absolutely cannot wait for this to be released!


message 2: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Lindsey wrote: "I absolutely cannot wait for this to be released!"

Thanks for saying that, Lindsey! You won't be disappointed*!

*As long as you have exceedingly low expectations that the narrative will be in any way coherent, entertaining, or humorous


message 3: by Lindsey (new)

Lindsey Sean wrote: "Lindsey wrote: "I absolutely cannot wait for this to be released!"

Thanks for saying that, Lindsey! You won't be disappointed*!

*As long as you have exceedingly low expectations that the narrativ..."


I will lower my expectations accordingly, so there shall be no disappointments*.

*I'm 99.9% sure I won't be disappointed. :)


message 4: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Lindsey wrote: "Sean wrote: "Lindsey wrote: "I absolutely cannot wait for this to be released!"

Thanks for saying that, Lindsey! You won't be disappointed*!

*As long as you have exceedingly low expectations that..."


Oh, just you wait--you haven't seen anything yet when it comes to being disappointed.


message 5: by Trish (new)

Trish And I keep telling you THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY! Make them work faster! *wails*


message 6: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "And I keep telling you THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY! Make them work faster! *wails*"

I'm just a cog in the great machine, Trish, and a pretty shoddy one at that!


message 7: by Luisa (new)

Luisa WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT! DECEMBER IS AGES AWAY! :'(


message 8: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson It'll go fast!

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE.


message 9: by Luisa (new)

Luisa Sean wrote: "It'll go fast!

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."


Exactly. That's just torture.


message 10: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Luisa wrote: "Sean wrote: "It'll go fast!

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."

Exactly. That's just torture."


Some would argue that 10 months isn't nearly long enough to prepare for being subjected to my prose.


message 11: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: "And I keep telling you THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY! Make them work faster! *wails*"

I'm just a cog in the great machine, Trish, and a pretty shoddy one at that!"


Pish, tosh! Tell 'em you'll write them into your next story in a very uncomfortable kind of way. That'll get them scrambling.


message 12: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: "And I keep telling you THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY! Make them work faster! *wails*"

I'm just a cog in the great machine, Trish, and a pretty shoddy one at that!"

Pish, tosh! Te..."


That's, um...I think that might be illegal.


message 13: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "That's, um...I think that might be illegal."

Nope, I checked. Besides - they'd have to still be around to press charges in the first place.


message 14: by Luisa (new)

Luisa Sean wrote: "Luisa wrote: "Sean wrote: "It'll go fast!

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."

Exactly. That's just torture."

Some would argue that 10 months isn't nearly long enough to prepare for being subjected to my prose."


I can't think of a sufficiently witty comeback to that. I'm sleepy. Anyway, can't wait! :D


message 15: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Luisa wrote: "Sean wrote: "Luisa wrote: "Sean wrote: "It'll go fast!

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."

Exactly. That's just torture."

Some..."


Totally fair response. :)


message 16: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "That's, um...I think that might be illegal."

Nope, I checked. Besides - they'd have to still be around to press charges in the first place."


That's a good point. I'm going to go start making some people very uncomfortable.


message 17: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "That's a good point. I'm going to go start making some people very uncomfortable."

Thatta boy. (view spoiler)


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