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For those who missed it, we've got a confirmed release date for The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True: December 15. If you love Pratchett-esque comedic fantasy, well, this will be an exceedingly poor substitute. But, it has multiple poop jokes in it. Add it to your TBR...IF YOU DARE.
In the meantime, maybe we should do a The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple giveaway. What say you, friends?
— Feb 07, 2020 08:25AM
In the meantime, maybe we should do a The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple giveaway. What say you, friends?
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Thanks for saying that, Lindsey! You won't be disappointed*!
*As long as you have exceedingly low expectations that the narrative will be in any way coherent, entertaining, or humorous

Thanks for saying that, Lindsey! You won't be disappointed*!
*As long as you have exceedingly low expectations that the narrativ..."
I will lower my expectations accordingly, so there shall be no disappointments*.
*I'm 99.9% sure I won't be disappointed. :)

Thanks for saying that, Lindsey! You won't be disappointed*!
*As long as you have exceedingly low expectations that..."
Oh, just you wait--you haven't seen anything yet when it comes to being disappointed.

I'm just a cog in the great machine, Trish, and a pretty shoddy one at that!

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE.

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."
Exactly. That's just torture.

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."
Exactly. That's just torture."
Some would argue that 10 months isn't nearly long enough to prepare for being subjected to my prose.

I'm just a cog in the great machine, Trish, and a pretty shoddy one at that!"
Pish, tosh! Tell 'em you'll write them into your next story in a very uncomfortable kind of way. That'll get them scrambling.

I'm just a cog in the great machine, Trish, and a pretty shoddy one at that!"
Pish, tosh! Te..."
That's, um...I think that might be illegal.

Nope, I checked. Besides - they'd have to still be around to press charges in the first place.

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."
Exactly. That's just torture."
Some would argue that 10 months isn't nearly long enough to prepare for being subjected to my prose."
I can't think of a sufficiently witty comeback to that. I'm sleepy. Anyway, can't wait! :D

Well, no...it really won't. You'll all be agonizing FOR 10 MONTHS UNTIL YOU CAN READ THIS BRILLIANCE."
Exactly. That's just torture."
Some..."
Totally fair response. :)

Nope, I checked. Besides - they'd have to still be around to press charges in the first place."
That's a good point. I'm going to go start making some people very uncomfortable.

Thatta boy. (view spoiler)