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P. Kirby
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Even after they finally let you out, even after you're old and dried up and thirty...
Because thirty is so ancient! :D
— Oct 15, 2019 11:45AM
Because thirty is so ancient! :D

P. Kirby
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Ewwww! Intentionally infecting yourself with a tapeworm to lose weight. I Googles...apparently this really is a thing. Ugh.
— Oct 14, 2019 03:00PM

P. Kirby
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He was famous for slipping drugs into girls' drinks at the Windjammer, and then, after they passed out, he'd have sex with them in the backseat of his car.
Ladies and gents, I present Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh.
— Oct 10, 2019 11:41AM
Ladies and gents, I present Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh.

P. Kirby
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It's October and I found this in the dark recesses of my Kindle.
— Oct 07, 2019 03:45PM