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She was said to have bathed in the blood of up to two hundred virgins at a time. I don't believe that. Use more than eighty virgins and even quite a large bath will overflow.
— Sep 23, 2019 08:57PM
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Why are vampires always so stupid? As if wearing evening dress all day wasn't an undead giveaway, why do they choose to live in old castles which offer so much in the way of ways to defeat a vampire, like easily torn curtains and wall decorations that can readily be twisted into a religious symbol?
— Sep 22, 2019 09:25PM
