Charlotte’s Reviews > Mostly Void, Partially Stars > Status Update

'It is possible that I'm alone in an empty universe...unaware that the world is held aloft merely by my delusions' Again, I've got good news and I've got bad news.

Imagine poor Carlos in all of this. Citizens are messing around with plutonium, the PTA meetings have gone full Jurassic Park, and the radio host won't shut up about your hair. What a weird time to be a scientist.

'It is not currently known where the creeping fear will go next. Hopefully to Desert Bluffs. It would serve them right.' Hmm...well I've got some good news and some bad news on that front, Cecil.

The Glow Cloud: *exists*
Cecil: You could make a religion out of this.

Also I wish I was into Night Vale back in 2016 because 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Earth is a hallucination, podcasts are dreams' would have totally been my yearbook quote. That or 'Everything happens so much' from Horse E-books.

'They ceded the point when reminded by secret police officials that our backwards court system will uphold any old authoritarian rule made up on the fly by unsupervised gun-carrying thugs of a shadow government.'

Wow, I forgot how cold early Night Vale could be at times.

"The dog park will not harm you" except for the long list of times where it has very clearly harmed people.