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You know, Vladimir, you and your grandmother are really all I have to live for in the world, well, as far as any man has to live for other people -- what is it they say? -- no man is an island. Your mother, nu, I picture she'll be here with me till the end. We are like one of those many unfortunate corporate mergers they've had in the past decade; we are like Yugoslavia.
— Jan 31, 2013 09:45PM
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"Likewise," Frantisek said, "Now, remember: cruelty, anger, vindictiveness, humiliation. These are the four cornerstones of Soviet society. Master them and you will do well. Tell these people how much you despise them and they will build you statues and mausoleums."
— Feb 09, 2013 10:13PM
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Last evening's pivo and vodka and schnapps had arranged themselves as unfortunate bedmates in his stomach and Vladimir was forced to heave all over the sterility of his prefab bathroom, the lecherous peacock grinning knowingly from the shower curtain. Vladimir noticed the fowl had on a tight pair of boxer shorts in the hues of the Stolovan tricolor and had an avian bulge to boot.
— Feb 08, 2013 10:08PM
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Vladimir began to thank his conational in his most weighty, elaborate Russian, but the Groundhog pulled them outside, where between clusters of tour buses and forlorn Polish-made taxis stood a caravan of BMWs, each sporting a yellow "PravaInvest" logo across the bow.
— Feb 01, 2013 09:31PM
