Sean Gibson’s Reviews > Leonardo da Vinci > Status Update
Sean Gibson
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Sometimes art "experts" are so full of excrement.
And, for my literally hundreds of new bot followers, may I add "0011001100011101010101000110111."*
(*Which, of course, loosely translates to human speak as, "But still preferable to you digital blood-sucking leeches, may your geographic overlords (you know who you are) choke on their own arrogance, ideally slowly, and shit themselves whilst they do so.")
— Jun 12, 2019 07:03AM
And, for my literally hundreds of new bot followers, may I add "0011001100011101010101000110111."*
(*Which, of course, loosely translates to human speak as, "But still preferable to you digital blood-sucking leeches, may your geographic overlords (you know who you are) choke on their own arrogance, ideally slowly, and shit themselves whilst they do so.")
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Sean Gibson
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I like how Leonardo basically talked trash to other people who might possibly be interested in cutting open dead people and drawing them, as though it's a highly coveted and sought-after pastime.
"Oh, you want to saw open a cadaver and draw it's heart, do you? Well, you'd better be able to draw as well as I can. And can you stomach the disgusting, putrid stench? Because I can. I'm amazing at it."
— Jul 02, 2019 07:21PM
"Oh, you want to saw open a cadaver and draw it's heart, do you? Well, you'd better be able to draw as well as I can. And can you stomach the disgusting, putrid stench? Because I can. I'm amazing at it."
Sean Gibson
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I'm not sure if Leonardo or I am the greatest left-handed person in history, but we're both conclusive proof of left-handed superiority.
Sorry, 90% of the world.
— Jun 22, 2019 05:45PM
Sorry, 90% of the world.
Sean Gibson
is 47% done
Another thing Leonardo and I have in common: writing recommendation letters extolling our own virtues in the third person.
It’s just so crazy that we’re basically like the same person in two chronally different bodies.
— Jun 18, 2019 05:17PM
It’s just so crazy that we’re basically like the same person in two chronally different bodies.
Sean Gibson
is 37% done
Leonardo was to drawing what I am to horrifically bad jokes.
Game recognize game.
— Jun 07, 2019 02:37PM
Game recognize game.
Sean Gibson
is 28% done
I'm getting the sense that Isaacson is in the tank for Leonardo the same way Chernow was all over Hamilton's nuts.
— Jun 01, 2019 02:00PM
Sean Gibson
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Oh, sure, you guys were simultaneously artists/architects/engineers/sculptors/musicians/blahblahblah.
Riddle me this, though, gents of the Renaissance: how many Netflix shows did YOU binge watch in a day? Huh? HUH??
That's what I thought.
Slackers.
— May 28, 2019 07:45PM
Riddle me this, though, gents of the Renaissance: how many Netflix shows did YOU binge watch in a day? Huh? HUH??
That's what I thought.
Slackers.
Sean Gibson
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Leonardo seems totally unaware that he's living in the middle of the Renaissance.
What a moron.
— May 27, 2019 05:08PM
What a moron.
Sean Gibson
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I love that Leonardo’s resume was basically the Renaissance version of Joey Tribbiani’s; he hadn’t done any of the things he claimed he could do (and rumor has it that his Latin was even worse than Joey’s French).
— May 23, 2019 05:10PM
Sean Gibson
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“Likewise in painting, I can do everything possible, as well as any other man, whoever he may be.”
Same goes for me, but you have to swap out “painting” for “self-pleasuring into a tube sock.”
So, I’m pretty much the Leonardo of our time.
— May 21, 2019 03:16AM
Same goes for me, but you have to swap out “painting” for “self-pleasuring into a tube sock.”
So, I’m pretty much the Leonardo of our time.
Sean Gibson
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Leonardo seems as baffled by the penis's perpetual intransigence as I am.
— May 19, 2019 07:35AM
