Jacob > Status Update
Jacob
is on page 49 of 115
From "A Brief OK":
After the last shot I decided fuck it--well I don't know if you decide fuck it but it definitely occurs to you--and I pegged the mirror with my empty shot glass, and a mob of muscly men descended upon me, and I was screaming, "Why don't you like me?" as they dragged me from the bar.
I couldn't be an Oklahoman anymore.
— Jan 15, 2013 08:19PM
After the last shot I decided fuck it--well I don't know if you decide fuck it but it definitely occurs to you--and I pegged the mirror with my empty shot glass, and a mob of muscly men descended upon me, and I was screaming, "Why don't you like me?" as they dragged me from the bar.
I couldn't be an Oklahoman anymore.
1 like · Like flag
