Para (wanderer)’s Reviews > Vampir z Gorjancev > Status Update

First attempt finding a book for the Local Author bingo square. And, dear friends, it is not going well. Quote (translation mine):

On the familiar stool sat a shriveled little old man with a confused, sleepy face, tiny, half-lidded eyes and a large bulbous nose. His outstretched legs were spread out and between them, as a substitute for a dick, sat a bottle, its bottom barely covered by red wine.