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☆ Todd
is 44% done
*SNORT* [Puuuush!...]
“Do they make epidurals for sheep?”
“No.”
“So what do we do?”
“We supervise.”
“So we’re just going to watch HOLY BLOODY FUCK!” Nathan stumbled back. Tilly’s first lamb breached the surface still encased in the amniotic sac. “I feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien!”
— Apr 06, 2019 01:17AM
“Do they make epidurals for sheep?”
“No.”
“So what do we do?”
“We supervise.”
“So we’re just going to watch HOLY BLOODY FUCK!” Nathan stumbled back. Tilly’s first lamb breached the surface still encased in the amniotic sac. “I feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien!”
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☆ Todd
is 89% done
*BWAHAHA* [Time for a pearl clutch, darlin'...]
Pastor Fry turned red with anger. “Are you going to let your daughter speak to me in that way?”
“No, no I’m not,” Mark said. “Franny, do not call your grandfather a jerk.”
Franny hung her head and nodded that she understood.
“Call him a fucking arsehole prick instead.”
— Apr 06, 2019 05:40PM
Pastor Fry turned red with anger. “Are you going to let your daughter speak to me in that way?”
“No, no I’m not,” Mark said. “Franny, do not call your grandfather a jerk.”
Franny hung her head and nodded that she understood.
“Call him a fucking arsehole prick instead.”
☆ Todd
is 14% done
*snort* [Baaaah. But hotter...]
Ah, New Zealand, the land where half-naked farmers followed you through dark fields at night.
— Apr 05, 2019 11:12PM
Ah, New Zealand, the land where half-naked farmers followed you through dark fields at night.

