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”One of us has got to keep an eye on Snape — wait outside the staff room and follow him if he leaves it. Hermione, you'd better do that. [...] You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know.” He put on a high voice, “Oh Professor Flitwick, I'm so worried, I think I got question fourteen b wrong...”
“Oh, shut up,” said Hermione.

Stephen Fry reads this particularly well lol

Just realized that the centaurs are talking about Harry’s death???? *mindblown*

If only I could get a pound for every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

The twins kill me every time 🤣🤣🤣

"What’s that?" said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry’s lightning scar.
"Blimey," said the other twin. "Are you–?"
"He is," said the first twin. "Aren’t you?" he added to Harry.
"What?" said Harry.
"Harry Potter," chorused the twins.
"Oh, him," said Harry, "I mean, yes, I am."

How innocent aw haha

“I never know,” Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, “what’s the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”
“Stalagmite’s got an ‘m’ in it,” said Hagrid. “An’ don’ ask me questions just now, I think I’m gonna be sick.”

What a random question, Harry 😂

“Like I said, yeh’d be mad ter try an’ rob it,” said Hagrid.

Just wait 6 years lol