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Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 80% done

Genuine question here: has anyone actually been kissed so hard their lips bruised? There's an awful lot of lips bruising kissing going on in this scene and I've never considered that much of a turn on. Is this just a Romance(™) thing?

— Mar 19, 2019 05:39PM

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“Fighting off murderous cultists is all well and good, but getting caught by the police might cost us our jobs at the museum.”

#priorities

Whyborne and Hermoine would get along so well.

— Mar 18, 2019 11:03AM

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Griffin’s parents aren't even trying to be subtle are they? I remember they visited at some point, but didn't realize it was this book. And I forgot entirely about poor Ruth.

— Mar 17, 2019 08:48AM

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Griffin's parents are coming to visit. This is going to be awkward.

— Jun 23, 2015 05:33PM