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Jen
is 67% done
Whoa, hold up. Curtis. You *already* get STD tested with Gavin and "pretend" to be lovers so you can get your results together, and you DON'T think you're gay?!! WTF. The voices in your head suck with the self-awareness life coaching. You should fire them and get new ones.
— Dec 26, 2012 11:27AM
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Jen
is 74% done
You ask a good question, Gavin. The same one that Curtis's head voices are asking, in fact.
— Dec 26, 2012 11:41AM
Jen
is 59% done
"You could check out my pubies!" <-an actual line in this book. I can't make this shit up, kids.
— Dec 26, 2012 11:07AM
Jen
is 53% done
The Voice in Curtis's head: "I can't love him like that. It wouldn't be fair. I want a family." What part of dude you love who comes with a small child you ALREADY think of as a daughter does not make this blindly obvious to you?!
— Dec 26, 2012 10:57AM
Jen
is 49% done
Oh for the LOVE of... Are you for serious right now, Bobby Sr.?!
— Dec 26, 2012 10:49AM
Jen
is 44% done
Curtis, Curtis... *shakes head* You know what they say about talking back to the voices in your head, don't you...?
— Dec 26, 2012 10:41AM
Jen
is 40% done
Gavin: "You sure, Bee? That [hill] looks pretty scary!"
Bianca: "That's only 'cause you're gay, Dad."
WHAT?!
— Dec 26, 2012 10:30AM
Bianca: "That's only 'cause you're gay, Dad."
WHAT?!
Jen
is 17% done
*facepalm* Gay teen marries high school bestie because of an accidental pregnancy? Worst idea EVAH. If she hadn't conveniently been killed in a car accident, I'm fairly certain divorce would have ensued.
— Dec 26, 2012 10:11AM
