P. Kirby’s Reviews > The Hating Game > Status Update
P. Kirby
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And I'm so lonely sometimes I could cry. I lost my best friend. I spend all my time with a huge frightening man who wants to kill me, and he's probably my only friend now, even though he doesn't want to be. And it breaks my heart." You are seriously fucked-up woman, and not in a good way. Seek counseling, and don't hook up with this dick-wad.
— Feb 28, 2019 11:47AM
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P. Kirby
is on page 220 of 387
I'm skimming so lightly that if this book were a lake, I'd be walking on water. DNF time. Bye bye, book.
— Feb 28, 2019 12:25PM
P. Kirby
is on page 198 of 387
They are sooo boring when they're getting along. At least when they're sniping at each other, it's amusingly interesting.
— Feb 28, 2019 12:18PM
P. Kirby
is on page 167 of 387
What would I have done if he turned out to be a beautiful illiterate? You would have the hots for hime anyway because you have no self respect.
— Feb 28, 2019 12:17PM
P. Kirby
is on page 159 of 387
Maybe he's never hated me. Maybe he's always wanted me.
Ya think so, genius? Ugh, the stupid is killing my brain cells.
— Feb 28, 2019 12:09PM
Ya think so, genius? Ugh, the stupid is killing my brain cells.
P. Kirby
is on page 155 of 387
"So. This is it. Your car." Danny stops, frames his hand around the car. "It's incredible."
What's so incredible about it? Does it fly? Shoot rainbows out the tailpipe? Set building and scene setting in this book also suck.
— Feb 28, 2019 12:05PM
What's so incredible about it? Does it fly? Shoot rainbows out the tailpipe? Set building and scene setting in this book also suck.
P. Kirby
is on page 154 of 387
Working for a CEO isn't your typical nine-to-five.
The way you do it, honey, it's barely nine-to-ten. Seriously. Do you ever actually...um...work?
— Feb 28, 2019 12:03PM
The way you do it, honey, it's barely nine-to-ten. Seriously. Do you ever actually...um...work?
P. Kirby
is on page 154 of 387
"We always lived in hope he'd quit Bexley Books and go be a proctologist or whatever." *Snort.* That's actually funny. Go Danny.
— Feb 28, 2019 12:02PM
P. Kirby
is on page 149 of 387
He adds one more caveat. "On last thing. If kissing him isn't as good as kissing me, you can't kiss him again."
The correct response to this should be, "Go fuck yourself with something rusty and covered in herpes. I'll kiss whoever the hell I want."
— Feb 28, 2019 11:59AM
The correct response to this should be, "Go fuck yourself with something rusty and covered in herpes. I'll kiss whoever the hell I want."
P. Kirby
is on page 146 of 387
I thought you were so clever, Lucinda. I must be wrong."
Dude, I coulda told you by page 20 that she wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
— Feb 28, 2019 11:57AM
Dude, I coulda told you by page 20 that she wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
P. Kirby
is on page 141 of 387
"I'll clean your apartment for you. I'll be your slave for teh day. I'll...bake you a cake."> Holy shit on a stick dipped in chocolate, woman, you are pathetic! Here's a quarter. Go buy yourself a spine.
And a brain.
— Feb 28, 2019 11:56AM
And a brain.
