Status Update

Frank is 76% done

Instances of the word "tourniquet" so far: 3

Instances of the phrase "turkey neck" so far: 0

— Feb 05, 2019 06:57PM

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Frank’s Previous Updates

Frank is 85% done

Oh snap! Splatterpunk nurples!!

— Feb 07, 2019 06:58AM

Frank is 83% done

Definitely nominating this for next year's Splatterpunk Awards.

— Feb 06, 2019 08:13PM

Frank is 61% done

"We're ruining out of friends."
That line sums up so much about the book and the series.

— Feb 03, 2019 10:44AM

Frank is on page 55 of 222

Buda is bringing the bleak in spades.

— Feb 01, 2019 10:53PM

Frank is 42% done

Should have been titled "Blood Bath" (or "Turkey Neck").

— Jan 30, 2019 08:15PM

Frank is 31% done

I lovingly call this book "Turkey Neck" as a lark.

— Jan 28, 2019 07:56PM

Frank is 24% done

Zoe is a bitch. And so is your mom.

— Jan 27, 2019 07:40PM

Frank is 11% done

Buda has stepped up his splatterpunk game in this one.

— Jan 26, 2019 09:06AM

Frank is 5% done

I demanded hot MILF scissoring and Chuck Buda wasted no time delivering.

— Jan 24, 2019 08:36PM

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