Jeremy Maddux’s Reviews > The Firewall Sedition > Status Update

'I can understand why the radical right would want me gone, but you'd think the socialists and the communists, the left, would want me to succeed.' Written 100% unironically. Wow...

'“Dude! It's a Citgo plant! These are the frigginggood guys! Hugo Chaves! Socialist! Venezuela man”! “Oh shit! I didn't think of that! It's the closest refinery. I just looked in the book and...” “This is Venezuelan oil! Remember when Chaves offered to give us heating oil for the poor? He's an advocate of nationalization! He hates capitalism man”!'

Hope J.D. didn't write that with a straight face.