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Saw this on the "New Arrivals" shelf at the library and couldn't resist.
— Jan 29, 2019 01:23PM
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When you're feeling in the dumps
Forget about the Trumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.
— Feb 04, 2019 12:23PM
Forget about the Trumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.
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It was supposed to be the triumph of the first woman president of the United States, but unfortunately, Putin had other ideas. With the unexpected and unwelcome election of Donald J. Trump, our show became therapy.
— Feb 04, 2019 12:22PM
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...John asked me if I'd be interested in touring Florida with him. Sure, why not? I'd never been to Florida. This was pre Merde-a-Largo time, and the alligators hadn't yet come in to drain the swamps.
:D
— Feb 04, 2019 12:15PM
:D
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Professor Brian Cox and I have always enjoyed teasing Deepak [Chopra]. We called his chatter "The Quantum of Bollocks," for he manages to mix cosmology and bullshit.
— Feb 04, 2019 12:10PM
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America used to be about the pursuit of happiness, but they seem to have exchanged that for the pursuit of money, fame, and Twitter followers.
— Feb 04, 2019 12:04PM
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All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot.
— Jan 31, 2019 12:29PM
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot.
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I stood in an elevator at Madison Square Garden after the Ali vs. Quarry world heavy weight fight, face-to-face with Henry Kissinger. Next to me stood his burly security guard. Behind Kissinger stood Ronnie Wood, putting his tongue out and making silly faces all the way down, trying to make me giggle. Kissinger's security guard hadn't a clue what to do.
— Jan 31, 2019 12:26PM
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When I saw The Empire Strikes Back, I was so proud. The scene they shot that morning bears the scars of the evening. Carries lurches out of a spaceship to meet Billy Dee Williams and say, "Hi!" Harrison is still clearly drunk. I remain inordinately proud of the scene I spoiled and hope that one day George Lucas will forgive me.
— Jan 31, 2019 12:23PM
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When she [Tania, his wife] first arrived, I drove her around London pointing out all the wrong places. "That's Buckingham Palace," I would say, pointing to the Houses of Parliament. "Over there is the Post Office Tower," as I pointed to Big Ben, "and that's the Houses of Parliament," as we drove through Trafalgar Square. She was so jet-lagged she's been confuse ever since.
— Jan 30, 2019 01:16PM
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It was the year of the American Bicentennial.
"What's a Bicentennial?" asked Ronnie Wood.
"It mean America is two hundred years old," said an American proudly.
"Oh, the same age as my house," said Ronnie.
— Jan 30, 2019 01:11PM
"What's a Bicentennial?" asked Ronnie Wood.
"It mean America is two hundred years old," said an American proudly.
"Oh, the same age as my house," said Ronnie.
